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11.21.2011

man arrested for masturbating on chinatown bus

Asians behaving badly... bus masturbation edition! Over weekend, a man was arrested for allegedly pleasuring himself on a Chinatown bus. Gross, man. But I'll admit, this New York Post headline kind of wins: Passenger pulls his cord on C'town bus.

Um, how funny is that photo of the cop? 39-year-old Genrong Zhang was arested and charged with public lewdness after fellow passengers complained that he was masturbating, right there on the bus from Philadelphia to New York.
Genrong Zhang was sitting in front of her, and when she realized what he was doing, "I kicked his chair" to get him to stop, she said.

"He looked back at me and smirked. It's sick. My daughter could have been with me."

Martinez called the cops, prompting the bus driver to pull over at Pike Street and Broadway.

"They locked the doors and told everyone to stay calm," Martinez said.

Meanwhile, Zhang, 39, of Brooklyn, pretended to be asleep, Martinez said.
Come on, dude. Pretending to be asleep? After everyone just saw you jacking it? The cops weren't buying it. Next time, just bring something to read, ya weirdo. You know, as nasty as this was, it's probably not even the worst thing that's happened on a Chinatown bus.