This pathetic excuse for a flyer was supposedly found on a sidewalk in Downtown Flushing.
I don't know who made this sign, or what kind of goods or services it purports to offer (I have an idea), or if it's even real (doubt it). But I laugh just imagining that some enterprising person couldn't or wouldn't bother with a computer -- this was going to be a decidedly hand-drawn effort. I don't even what to know what happens if you call this number.
UPDATE: As suspected, this is some kind of joke. A joke on somebody's momma.