Well, we are fast approaching Halloween, the only day of the year when regular folks have an excuse to dress up like skanks and prostitutes, then go to work the next day like nothing happened. Seriously, your co-worker who sits in the cubicle next to the copy machine? She was a Sexy Cop last Halloween. Complete with handcuffs. Note: you can add "Sexy" to any profession and instantly have a costume idea. Cop, Nurse, Maid, Plumber. They all work. Anyway.
Halloween is also the time of year where we see all sorts of lame, racist costumes. You, too, can be Asian for Halloween! For instance, the Asian Princess Costume, available at Target. Or how about the China Woman Costume. There's also the Sexy Giesha Glam Costume. And my favorite, the Oriental Delight Costume: "Try out something exotic and erotic with Forplay's Oriental Delight. This sexy, Asian inspired dress features tied-up sides, a V-Neck neckline and authentic Asian accents. Fancy fan also included." Fancy fan? Awesome! Ugh.