Spotted this one here (thanks, Joey). A blast from the past, in honor of Valentine's Day. Are you kidding me? This is an actual Valentine people used to send back in the day. There's a whole collection of these nasty things here. I'm sorry, but if I received this thing in the mail, I'd punch someone in the face. Maybe even just a random person. I can't even look at it—the face is downright grotesque. You can keep your Valentine. That's racist!