Well, if the trailer for Crank: High Voltage, sequel to Crank, didn't properly convey what kind of movie you'll be getting into, these two wallpaper images should do it. Look, it's our two favorite people: David Carradine and Bai Ling! Both in one movie. Carradine apparently playing -- you guessed it -- an Asian man, and Bai Ling... well, being Bai Ling.
That deadly combo is pretty compelling evidence alone that this flick is just one bad, offensive train wreck. But really, it's the quotes that drive it home. That's racist! The movie opens in theaters on April 17. If you a buy a ticket, I imagine you'll get what you pay for. Crap.