This is a few months old, but a good reader named Cindy just informed me of
this photo, and you know I can't resist when someone does the good ol' chink-eye.
Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlin Upton is best known for her fabulously idiotic diarrhea-of-the-mouth pageant moment, which I like to refer to simply as
"maps." (Over 41 million views and counting!) These days, she's been trying to redeem herself as a contestant on
The Amazing Race.
And now, with this photo, uncovered on a friend's Facebook page, we get to see another side of Ms. Upton -- there's so much more to her than just "maps." Not only is she kind of a dumbass, she also enjoys racial mockery! Caite and
Miley Cyrus should hang out and do a photoshoot or something.