I've read this over a couple of times now, just to make sure, and I've determined that this Huffington Post piece is not satire. This woman is completely serious: How to Date an Indian (Advice for the Non-Indian).
Congratulations, Indians. You are officially desirable.
Seven easy steps to stepping up "your game" with Indians, in which an entire population is ridiculously reduced to Bollywood, bhangra, food and language.
My Desi friends, you can blame Andrea Miller if you start encountering a flurry of cheesy pickup lines involving Kuch Kuch Hota Hai and Indian cuisine.
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