So get this... check out this Carryout Lamp, described as "a novelty-style table lamp" available at Target. Okay, so it looks like a Chinese food takeout box. A little cheesy, but kind of fun. So what? Well...
I don't read Chinese, but I'm told that the cool-looking Chinese character on the box means "sex." This is made even funnier by the fact that the product description notes that this lamp is "ideal for kid's bedroom." Whoa, kids. Careful where you turn on that light. (Thanks, Chi-Chi.)