Saw this on Facebook, had to share... This is a Japanese McDonald's commercial. I don't understand Japanese, but from what I can tell, it appears as though they've sprinkled crack cocaine on the food in those Happy Meals. Just look into these kids' eyes:
Man, I wish I could get this excited about a SpongeBob SquarePants Happy Meal toy. I wish I could get this excited about anything. (Thanks, Ed.)