This is what true winning looks like. Three-legged race? That's nothing. I don't know where or why this was filmed, but witness the awesome sight of thirty kids tied together and successfully running across the length of a gym.
Most of us can barely walk in a three-legged race at a friggin' picnic. There are apparently regional and nationwide competitions for the 31-legged race in Japan. That is some serious coordination and practice.
You know, it's awful, but I'm not going to lie... I'm sort of curious to see the video of what it looks like when the 31-legged race goes horribly wrong. (Thanks, Henry.)