Broadway's problem-plagued Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark has already gone through so many mishaps and bad press, no amount of money, re-casting or Bono seems to be able to fix it. But have the producers really tried everything? Here's what the show really needs: more George Takei. So here you go. George Takei auditions for the Spider-Man musical:
George Takei will save the day. Well, in case you were wondering, at least you now know what Sulu looks like in a Spidey suit. Mr. Takei will actually in the upcoming Broadway musical Allegiance, due out next year, with Tony Award-winning actress Lea Salonga. It's a family drama set during the Japanese American internment. For updates, check out the Allegiance Facebook page.