Our friend Michelle Woo at OC Weekly points us to this ridiculous nonsense on Craigslist: Chinese Restaurant Customer in Irvine Orders 'Something With Eyeballs,' Freaks Out And Tries To Give It Away On Craigslist.
Food with eyeballs? Gross! On a recent trip to Capital Seafood in Irvine, California, a customer ordered the jumbo garlic shrimp, only to make the shocking(!) discovery that the dish comes with all those little shrimp eyeballs intact. Yucky. Chinese food is so weeirrd!
So the person freaks out and makes a joke-y(?) Craigslist post about it.