Hey, Kanye. Zappos has got your "shit products" right here. The hip hop provacateur and master narcissist recently threw shade at Zappos CEO Tony Hsieh for selling "shit products." Guess he's not a fan.
But it's all good. Hsieh took it as a cue to start selling some quality shit products. In fact, Zappos.com has posted an actual Sh-t Product page -- a $100,000 toilet plunger -- perfect for Kanye's high-class tastes. And like all of Zappos' products, shipping is free!
Check Tony's tweet, Kanye:
Kanye West @kanyewest says @zappos sells sh-t product http://t.co/WsYt0pGrm2 It's true: http://t.co/8z5Q5zrtRM
— Zappos.com CEO -Tony (@tonyhsieh) November 20, 2013More on this amazing Shit Product:
So far, customers have given the product overwhelmingly positive reviews for comfort and style. ("Yo Zappos! Imma let you finish... but this is the best Sh-t product of all time!") Indeed, for the man who has everything. Kanye, you need to get on this Shit Product.
- Interested in buying sh-t product? You've come to the right place! Here at Zappos.com, we happily sell sh-t products to everybody! This is the throne, everyone has been watching. Whether you're #1 or #2, your clique will show no mercy, even in Paris.
- The perfect gift for the man that has everything
- Requires lots of "focus" for most productive use.
- Considered a "safety zone" when in arguments.
- Makes giant arguments seem much smaller.
- Caution: Do not place our Sh-t product near any fans.
- Avoid storms.