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6.30.2014

How to Put On Pants Without Using Your Hands

An epic 44-second spectacle of hands-free ass-wriggling proves it can be done



Clearly, I have been investing my time in the wrong skills. Watch as this incredibly nimble young man puts on a pair of pants without the use of his hands. It's an epic 44-second spectacle of hands-free ass-wriggling set to the tune of "The Final Countdown." Yet another blessed reminder of why the internet was invented:




I love how he even starts it off with a little bit of stretching to loosen up. This is obviously a guy who takes his craft seriously. Now, if you could zip up your fly without using your hands, I'd be truly impressed...