Clearly, I have been investing my time in the wrong skills. Watch as this incredibly nimble young man puts on a pair of pants without the use of his hands. It's an epic 44-second spectacle of hands-free ass-wriggling set to the tune of "The Final Countdown." Yet another blessed reminder of why the internet was invented:
I love how he even starts it off with a little bit of stretching to loosen up. This is obviously a guy who takes his craft seriously. Now, if you could zip up your fly without using your hands, I'd be truly impressed...