Mia Matsumiya received your messages, creep. Now she's posting all of them.

Self-described "perv magnet" has archived over 1,000 messages from "creeps, weirdos and fetishists."



According to her Twitter profile, musician Mia Matsumiya is a self-described "4-foot-9-inch violinist, medical guinea pig and professional unscrewer." She is also a "perv magnet" -- and has the evidence to prove it.

Over the past ten years, Mia has received and archived over a thousand messages from creeps, weirdos and fetishists. And now, she's decided to share them all, via an Instagram account simply titled "perv_magnet." So if you're one of the guys who's sent her weird shit in the last decade... watch out.

Some of the messages are bizarre. Others are incomprehensible. Too many are just straight up disturbing. Mia's responses are hilarious. Here are some of perv_magnet's greatest hits:

Unsure if this is a question or what. 😢

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on Sep 18, 2015 at 4:56pm PDT

Sooooooorrrrrrrry but noooooooooooo.

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on Sep 18, 2015 at 5:00pm PDT

Seig FAIL, man.

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on Sep 18, 2015 at 5:04pm PDT

Well, I suppose it's straight to the point, so at least there's that. #pervmagnet

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on Sep 18, 2015 at 5:36pm PDT

I'd eat my forearm first, but have it your way. #pervmagnet #cannibalism

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on Sep 18, 2015 at 5:43pm PDT

NEW BFF??

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on Sep 18, 2015 at 5:44pm PDT

Nope.

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on Sep 18, 2015 at 5:48pm PDT

Things seemed relatively okay until he gave me his email address.

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on Sep 18, 2015 at 5:52pm PDT

Frank just told me he likes to watch women get fucked by dogs. Why me?! 😭 #pervmagnet #bestiality

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on Sep 19, 2015 at 1:15pm PDT

No. No. No. No. No. No. #pervmagnet

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on Sep 22, 2015 at 2:07pm PDT

Japan is so well known for all their talented child rappers, I can see how this guy got a little jealous, but jeez. 😐 #pervmagnet #childrappers

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on Sep 25, 2015 at 7:38am PDT

Want to know about an unusual fantasy/fetish that I'm often approached about? "Microphilia is a fascination with or a sexual fantasy involving tiny beings, usually beyond normal human size range. The fantasy typically involves one or more larger beings dominating a smaller being." 😐

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on Sep 28, 2015 at 9:39am PDT

Sadly, there's lots more where that came from. See more awful messages from creeps and weirdos here.

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