I'm a few days late on this one, but still worth sharing... On the occasion of Valentine's Day, Melissa Li & the Barely Theirs dropped a "Super Gay Super Cute V-Day" song. And if Valentine's Day seems like the appropriate time to gently let down your sweet and caring boyfriend to tell him you're gay and sleeping with his ex, this is the song for you: "Nice Guy." If you really need it spelled out for you, here are the lyrics:
"Nice Guy" by Melissa Li & the Barely TheirsIf you know how to drop that news on someone, say it song. Poor guy. The song can be downloaded or streamed on SoundCloud here. For more information on Melissa Li & the Barely Theirs, check out her official website here and her Facebook page here.
i'm sorry boy, you can stop now
this really isn't working out
i really don't like making out with you very much
oh no it has nothing to do with you
I just don't like the things we do
besides, now that you mentioned, i much prefer a woman's touch
why are you putting on your coat?
why are you headed for the door?
i'm sure it's nothing that we can't work out
you want an explanation?
i don't know where to begin
you want to know what this is all about?
ok so fine i slept with your ex-girlfriend
that's why she broke up with you in january
i didn't have the heart to tell you
cuz you were such a nice guy
but men just honestly don't do it for me
so i met her that day at your apartment
and when you went out to buy cigarettes
we made out on the couch then made love on your bedroom floor
when you were cooking dinner, we did it on the front porch
when you were watching the news, we did it behind the closet door
remember that night at dinner
we were giggling to each other?
that's cuz her hands were actually reaching up my skirt
her body is so soft, and her fingers are so gentle
oh boy can you please try not to look so fuckin hurt?
i'm sorry you and i had to end up like this
but women are just so much better don't you see
i didn't have the heart to tell you
cuz you were such a nice guy
but men just honestly don't do it for me
i hate the smell of aftershave
i hate your hairy arms and legs
i hate how your lips feel
i have to confess
she is so beautiful
she's not so rough and not too coarse
she's also got two sexy squishy things called breasts
and i'm glad we've found some common ground
i'm sorry we didn't last very long
we didn't look that cute together anyway
i think i'll give your ex-girlfriend a call
i'm glad it worked out after all
i hope to god your next girlfriend doesn't turn out to be gay
so try not to look so disappointed
it's not a very good way to be
i didn't have the heart to tell you
cuz you were such a nice guy
but men just honestly don't do it for me