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11.26.2013

Hear the one about the naked racist hotel guest who was caught masturbating with a fire extinguisher hose up his ass?

And then he urinated on the lobby carpet.



Honestly, sometimes you see a headline, and you just can't not click on it: Man convicted of urinating on hotel carpet while shouting racist abuse, while masturbating with a fire-extinguisher hose up his ass.

In London, 20-year Joseph Small was arrested after CCTV cameras caught him stripping naked in a hotel corridor, urinating on an elevator door, inserting a fire extinguisher hose up his ass, and touching himself.

Gross, and then things got racist. When a hotel employee, who is of Bangladeshi descent, covered him with a towel and escorted him to the lobby, Small screamed at him, "This country has been taken over by al-Qaeda -- go back to Pakistan." Dude, right now, al-Qaeda is not your problem.

A hotel guest emerged naked from a storage cupboard of a Premier Inn with a fire extinguisher hose up his bottom, a court was told.

Joseph Small, 20, stripped off and grabbed the appliance on the fourth floor corridor of the budget hotel.

He then put the hose between his buttocks and began touching himself, Westminster magistrates’ court heard.

Small also urinated on the carpet before a hotel worker wrapped him in a towel and escorted him down to reception.

He then hurled abuse at the Bangladeshi member of staff, telling him: 'This country has been taken over by al-Qaeda – go back to Pakistan.'
To top it all off, Mr. Naked Fire Extinguisher Masturbator urinated once again in the hotel lobby in front of tourists, shouting "I come from Sheffield in England." Good for you, bro.

Small was charged with criminal damage, racially aggravated harassment and outraging public decency.

More here: Premier Inn guest hurled racist abuse with fire extinguisher hose up his bottom