1.16.2007

the secrets revealed: from one asiaphile to another

Oh, you're gonna love this... there seems to be no scarcity of books like this. The title says it all: How to Date an Asian Woman. Described as "a 75 page ebook that tells you everything you need to find, attract and seduce an exotic female from the Far East." The website is pretty sickening, with all sorts of ridiculous claims and provacative photos of Asian girls... and lots of fun quotes like this one:
"Is it TRUE what they say about Asian Women?" Is sex better with an Asian partner or is that just a myth? In this book we provide the ethnographic study and scientific evidence that shows you why some men "never go back" after having sex just ONCE with an Asian female.
Yeah, I just threw up a little. All this B.S. can be yours for the low price of $29.99. Sadly, there are people out there who will actually buy this. Like Don here, age 39:
"Before I read this book I was really pathetic. I was addicted to Asian porn and I never asked any girl out because I thought they were somehow “above me.” The info in this book taught me that I was the problem and that all I had to do was get the message out there that I was available and make a few changes about how I presented myself. I enrolled on a dating site and now I have so many beautiful women responding to my emails I can hardly believe that is real. The great thing is they treat me like I am James Bond." - Don Age 39 Landscaper
Don, you're still pathetic, if not more so. The book didn't change a damn thing. I guess as long as there is a sad, sad legion of Asiaphiles out there, people will try to cash in. Not to be confused, of course, with this book. Or this book. Like I said, sad.

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