Well, kids. Tonight's the episode of Lost I've been dreading for weeks—the one where Bai Ling guest stars. Oh, Bai Ling, how I detest thee. We will likely find out in a flashback the story of how Jack got his tattoos... from the crazy exotic Asian woman whose clothes always seem to fall off. I will try to resist any urges to throw things at my TV.

Also, according to this Lost spoiler site, next week's Hurley-centric episode is entitled "Tricia Tanaka is Dead." Not really sure what that means, or if it has anything to do with the 2000 Queen of Los Angeles' Nisei Week Festival, but it's certainly intriguing. Sung Hi Lee will play the episode's titular character.