You might have heard that last week marked the 30th anniversary of the original Star Wars movie opening in theaters. Geeks rejoice. Few can deny the immense worldwide impact George Lucas' epic sci-fi saga has had on popular culture. Hell, I'll proudly proclaim my lifelong love of the original trilogy, even though the prequels sucked ass... But here's one guy who cannot profess such love. Meet Eddie Wong, a guy claims to have seen Star Wars approximately zero times. Never. Not once, from start to finish: What's "Star Wars" Again? This Guy Never Saw It. He's never seen it! But it's definitely not an Asian thing, because, dude, look at the photo above. That's eleven-month old Jada Chow at opening day of "Star Wars Celebration IV" last weekend. Parents, don't do things like this to your children.
