what exactly does "asian experience" taste like?

I'm pretty sure I mentioned this a couple of years ago, but it has landed in my mailbox again. And it must be shared. Above, you will see two cans of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt. Yes, that Steven Seagal. And yes, an energy drink that bears his name. "A natural energy drink packed with vitamins and exotic botanicals." Signed, Steven Seagal.

You're wondering the same thing I am, right? You're wondering what exactly "Asian Experience" flavor tastes like. Lotus root? Dim sum grease? Fermented sweat of washed up aikido instructor? I will never know, because I refuse to drink anything from a can with Steven Seagal's face on it, just on principle. Drink at your own risk. (Thanks, Lisa.)

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