jackie chan hates karate kids

This made me laugh. A lot. I'm still not rushing out to see the new Karate Kid remake... but I'd pay good money to see this: Jackie Chan Hates Karate Kids. Jackie Chan has had enough of these kids and their crap! And he's not going to take it anymore!

By the way, did you know that while the remake is titled The Karate Kid, there is no actual karate kidding in the movie? Jackie Chan actually teaches the youngster kung fu -- not karate. Did you know this? Did you? I did. Because I heard it from every single person on the internet. The point has been made: The Not-So-Karate Kid.

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