weird-ass craigslist posting, part 282: dancing asian mime

More crazy strange Craigslist postings... this one comes from Western Massachusetts, where a singing and dancing weirdo is looking for a Dancing Asian Mime to help him/her be a freak when the spirit moves:

Dancing asian mime (South Hadley)

Date: 2011-05-31, 8:32PM EDT
Reply to: gigs-hbscz-2413709151@craigslist.org

Sometimes I break out in song and dance. I like to live my life like it is a musical. The only thing needed is a dancing mime to be around so he/she can start dancing whenever I feel the rhythm take hold. An Asian is preferred but willing to work with others. Serious inqueries only. Thanks.

Location: South Hadley
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay
No pay? No way! My Asian mime services come at a premium price! (Thanks, Max.)

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