11.29.2011

casting call: "must have an extremely small penis"



Several folks sent this my way... At the risk of giving this project more attention than it deserves, take a look at this casting call for the indie feature Mouthpiece, which is looking an actor to play "Chang," an Asian character who "MUST HAVE AN EXTREMELY SMALL PENIS." Yup. I'm not lying. That's exactly what it says, straight-up:
MOUTHPIECE (3 Roles)
Non-Union Pilot

Ex. Producers: Lamonica Garrett, David Merritt II, Jimmy Costas
Director: David Merritt II
Writer: David Merritt II
This is shot by DP. Steve Mason of 'Mad Men'
Casting Director: David Merritt II
Interview Date: December 1st 2011
Shoot/Start Date: December 4th 2011
Pay Rate: neg. 75-100
Location: Los Angeles bar: closed set

KINGDAVIDFILMS
5050 SEPULVEDA BLVD. #101
SHERMAN OAKS, CA 91403
TEL: 818-943-3358

SUBMISSIONS MUST BE RECEIVED BY END OF BUSINESS DAY. WED NOVEMBER 30TH. KINGDAVIDFILMS
5050 SEPULVEDA BLVD. #101
SHERMAN OAKS, CA 91403
TEL: 818-943-3358

THERE IS NUDITY IN THIS PROJECT.

Talent will be required to disrobe at auditions and disrobe at callback. Talent will be provided a robe. During the shoot, the talent will be provided a changing room.

THESE ROLES HAVE ADULT CONTENT. TO BE USED IN A COMEDIC MATTER. EX. (THE HANGOVER)

IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ACTOR'S ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH EACH ACTOR SUBMISSION.

[ BUTCH LESBIAN ]
FEMALE: Late 20's - Late 30's. Tall. Any ethnicity. Tough, large, athletic. Very top heavy. Must be able to run and be physical. A real tough girl who can kick ass. This role will require that you are semi-nude. Shirt with breasts exposed.

[ SEXY VIXEN ]
FEMALE: 20's - 30s. Any ethnicity. Must be in shape. Athletic, slim or voluptuous body type. Full Nudity. Love scene. Mask worn. Think kinky love scene told in a very comedic way. (via The Hangover). Pay rate: $75.

[ CHANG ]
MALE: 20's - 40's. Asian. Petite, Average, or chubby. Great with comedic timing preferred. FRONTAL AND BACK NUDITY. MUST HAVE AN EXTREMELY SMALL PENIS. (Via The Hangover 2 joke) Pay rate: $100
Looks like somebody's watched The Hangover too many times. Did that movie give birth to a new movie stereotype -- full-frontally-nude Asian man? I'm curious to see if any Asian American actors go out for this. Remember, you will have to show off your extremely small penis at the audition. They might actually line you up next to other actors to see who's smallest. F@#k this movie.

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