axe shower gel promises the scent of "thai massage"

Spotted on Laughing Squid... What is the smell of a "Thai Massage"? The Axe brand seems to know, because they're selling a Thai Massage scented shower gel. On closer inspection, the bottle says it's made from Tigergrass Oil and Bali Sea Salt, though neither of those ingredients make it more appealing.

For the record, "Cool Metal" and "Sport Blast," also pictured, don't really sound like substances I'd want to rub on my body either.

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