Weird-Ass Craigslist Posting, Part 269: Asian for Hire!

Oh, the funny things you find on Craigslist. This latest gem comes from the Sacramento area, where a self-described 24-year-old Asian male ("Well-educated with an Athletic build") will be your very own Asian for hire.

Nothing shady or illegal allowed, but he will be your token Asian friend for partygoing or math tutoring. Because, hey, everybody needs at least one. Here's the full listing:

Asian for hire !! (Sacramento or Davis )

I am a 24 year-old Asian male. Well-educated with an Athletic build 5'11" (under 200 lbs)

And I am offering my services as an Asian for Hire

Whether you are attending an event and you need a token Asian friend, or you're going to a party and you need someone to make you better looking, Pretty much any event where you need a malleable personality in the shell of a tall clean cut Asian male.

I can attend professional events, social mixers, serve as your date on a double date, or pretend to be your math tutor on the weekdays.

My rates are VERY affordable so there will be list of things that I will NOT do. (mainly just not doing harm to you or anyone else and not breaking any laws)

Below is a pictures of me to get a better Idea of what you will be working with.

I'm kidding of course, but I'm not here to set my people back a hundred years. Instead, my job is to fill that great big void in your heart. The void that is typically filled with heartburn from week-old beef and broccoli.

I can be mild-mannered or funny. Really, I'm just like a piece of clay ready for you to mold.

Get Creative! and throw up a an offer, but please lets value each others time. Thanks.
Is this guy serious? I don't even care. This made me laugh.

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