Angry Gift Guide: George Takei's EAU MY

Set phasers to stunning!

Hell yes. Actor/activist/icon of awesome George Takei recently unveiled his very own cologne. I don't know how it smells, but its name alone is amazing: Eau My. Of course! There could be no other name.

Eau My's scent is described as "subtle and charming, with top notes of mandarin zest, Italian bergamot and fresh ozone transitioning to night-blooming jasmine, white freesia petals and grated ginger." I don't know what most of that means, but it sounds like the perfect scent for the sophisticated man or woman in your life.

Uncle George approved.

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