Stop what you're doing and watch this video of poet Franny Choi performing her piece "Pork Fried Rice," dropping destruction and laying waste to a cat caller -- the man who shouted "I like pork fried rice" at her on the street. She kiiilllls this. A wordsmith's act of greasy revenge for all who have been on the receiving end of these countless ignorant-ass cracks. Take a look:
For the full text of the poem go here.
Franny Choi is a Korean American writer, performer and teaching artist. Her debut book is Floating, Brilliant, Gone. For more information about her and her work, check out Franny's website.