This week's Halloween-themed episode of Fresh Off The Boat, "Miracle on Dead Street," was pretty damn great, from the rapid-fire jokes to the knee-deep pop culture references, and the Huang family looking fly in their costumes. But for my money, the best moment came early on from Jessica, playing by Constance Wu, being a boss when she magnificently confronts these punk-ass kids with all her Asian Mom Fury:
And this is why Jessica Huang rules everything around me. "Nice pants"? These fools have no idea who they're messing with. "SHUT YOUR MOUTH. NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY" is healthy advice to any obnoxious teenage boy... as well as a large portion of people on the internet.
Fresh Off The Boat airs Tuesday at 8:30pm on ABC.