beware: crank high voltage

Well, brace yourself. Crank High Voltage is a piece of garbage, and it just doesn't care. The movie opens in theaters today. I have not seen it, and don't really plan to. (Less Bai Ling in my life is just better for my health.) But I will leave you with this awesome review from an associate of mine who did see the movie, and did not hold back:

FYI - saw CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE. So offensive. The icing was David Carradine cast as the head of Triad. So fffed up. Asians, Blacks, Latinos, women, gays are all played out offensive stereotypes.

You could tell a bunch of stupid ass WBs were sitting around thinking it was funny and clever. And Bai Ling - damn why do they do this shit?

I don't recommend seeing it except to be informed.

It sets everyone back decades. These guys must have gotten beat up by people of color and this is their revenge.

Ewwwwwwwww

There you go. That's all I really needed to hear, from a trusted source. That, and the tweets from Aziz Ansari's freaking hilarious live Twitter session while watching the movie: Crank 2 Live Tweets.