asian helper is made from asians!

This photo, submitted by Ziggy, illustrates a strange flavor situation that I too have encountered and puzzled over in the supermarket aisle.

As you may be aware, Hamburger Helper comes in a wide variety of flavors, like hamburger in the original Hamburger Helper, or tuna in Tuna Helper... so the question is, what the hell is in Asian Helper?

The package says "Mongolian-Style Beef," but I'll tell you what's really in there: Asians. Asian Helper is made from Asians! Asiaaaaaaaaans! (Thanks, Ziggy.)

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