pervy youtube kid discovers vanessa hudgens' "tittaaaays"

My man Oliver dropped this YouTube video on me over the weekend, and I'm just shaking my head... yet watching it over and over again. Parents, hide your daughters -- this "small Asian kid" is on the loose!

I am both completely frightened and fascinated by this kid, who appears to have just discovered the Vanessa Hudgens' nekkid pictures... and is having a complete freak out, going on about the "tittaaaays."

Never has a tongue gesture seemed so disturbing. How old are you, kid? I'm just waiting for mom to burst through the door behind him and smack him upside the head. Cracking me up, you amusing little perv.