how not to draw asian women

Saw this ridiculous video making the rounds and thought I'd share too: How to Draw Asian Women. Yes, finally, you too can learn how to draw Asian women the Bill Connolly Way. Totally a good idea. "Start off with a basic shape... beautiful eyes... small nose..."

Unfortunately, Bill's rendering looks nothing like an Asian woman. (Is there really any one way to draw an Asian woman?) This guy is just a bad cartoonist. I have to agree with the ladies of Disgrasian, who think Bill's woman just looks an awful lot like Donatella Versace.