brenda song carries the spawn of cyrus

I am not in the habit of posting who's-dating-who, who-having-a-baby celebrity gossip stuff, but I'm getting bombarded with this one left and right. When I read this headline, I felt a deep sadness that rattled my soul: Yes, Brenda Song and Trace Cyrus are pregnant. For real.

There really are no words. Well, maybe two: Aunt Miley. I'll leave it at that.