So we know that Lowe's, being a company of punkass cowards, pulled advertising from the TLC reality series All-American Muslim under pressure from the conservative morons of the Florida Family Association, who objected to the show because it showed everyday Muslims as, you know, normal people. Here's the commercial they would have run:
Okay, if it wasn't obvious, this is not really a commercial. It's a parody starring Rizwan Manji and Parvesh Cheena of the now-defunct NBC sitcom Outsourced, playing a couple of Muslim dudes who are definitely up to something and gathering their supplies at none other than Lowe's. Alas, Lowe's would never come up with anything this clever.
