My name is Datta and this is my shirt made of gold.

Why, hello. Nice to meet you. You look like the kind of classy woman who might be interested in a man with the means to wear a custom shirt made from threads of gold. Here is a news story about my fabulous solid gold shirt: Wealthy Indian spends £14,000 on a shirt made of GOLD to impress the ladies.

'I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?' he explained

'The gold shirt has been one of my dreams,' Mr Phuge told Indian newspaper the Pune Mirror.

'It will be an embellishment to my reputation as the ‘Gold man of Pimpri"' Mr Phuge said.

The gaudy shirt was assembled on a fabric base of imported white velvet, and comes with six Swarovski crystal buttons and an intricate belt, also made of gold.
Impressed? Ladies, I will be waiting for you in Pimpri-Chinchwad.

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