Please stop saying these things to Asians.

Hilarious. While "Sh*t _____ says" videos got real old real fast, comedian Eliot Chang offers a slightly different twist on the meme, and it's right on the money: THINGS ASIANS HATE, a brief rundown of all the ridiculous things people say to Asians. My fellow Asians, you know you've heard it all before, all day every day:

In junior high, a dumbass kid named Mark asked me how to say his name in "my language." I told him his name was the same damn thing in every language, but he would not believe me. Finally, I told him his name was "dog shit." Ha hahahahahahaah ha ha. Ha. Anyway, for more from Eliot Chang, follow his updates on Facebook.

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