See White People in Peril in the 'No Escape' trailer

Serious Owen Wilson must save his family from evil, lawless Asians.

For those who do not tire of seeing movies about white people in grave danger, check out this ludicrous trailer for the upcoming thriller No Escape. A totally serious Owen Wilson stars as a businessman who moves his family to an Unnamed Faraway Asian Country, only to suddenly find themselves in the middle of a violent political uprising. Now they have to hide from lots of bad, bad Asians. I hate it when that happens.

Watch as the nice white family tries to find safety from the evil, lawless Asians and their dangerous uprising:

"Welcome to Asia." Dude, what the hell is this? You can thank writer/director John Erick Dowdle and his co-writer/brother Drew Dowdle. Preying on white western moviegoers and their fear of the third world.

No Escape is scheduled to hit theaters on September 2.

I think I'll pass.

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