For those who do not tire of seeing movies about white people in grave danger, check out this ludicrous trailer for the upcoming thriller No Escape. A totally serious Owen Wilson stars as a businessman who moves his family to an Unnamed Faraway Asian Country, only to suddenly find themselves in the middle of a violent political uprising. Now they have to hide from lots of bad, bad Asians. I hate it when that happens.
Watch as the nice white family tries to find safety from the evil, lawless Asians and their dangerous uprising:
"Welcome to Asia." Dude, what the hell is this? You can thank writer/director John Erick Dowdle and his co-writer/brother Drew Dowdle. Preying on white western moviegoers and their fear of the third world.
No Escape is scheduled to hit theaters on September 2.
I think I'll pass.
