10.08.2015

Mia Matsumiya received your messages, creep. Now she's posting all of them.

Self-described "perv magnet" has archived over 1,000 messages from "creeps, weirdos and fetishists."



According to her Twitter profile, musician Mia Matsumiya is a self-described "4-foot-9-inch violinist, medical guinea pig and professional unscrewer." She is also a "perv magnet" -- and has the evidence to prove it.

Over the past ten years, Mia has received and archived over a thousand messages from creeps, weirdos and fetishists. And now, she's decided to share them all, via an Instagram account simply titled "perv_magnet." So if you're one of the guys who's sent her weird shit in the last decade... watch out.

Some of the messages are bizarre. Others are incomprehensible. Too many are just straight up disturbing. Mia's responses are hilarious. Here are some of perv_magnet's greatest hits:


Unsure if this is a question or what. ๐Ÿ˜ข

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on



Sooooooorrrrrrrry but noooooooooooo.

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on



Seig FAIL, man.

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on



Well, I suppose it's straight to the point, so at least there's that. #pervmagnet

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on



I'd eat my forearm first, but have it your way. #pervmagnet #cannibalism

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on



NEW BFF??

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on



Nope.

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on



Things seemed relatively okay until he gave me his email address.

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on



Frank just told me he likes to watch women get fucked by dogs. Why me?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ #pervmagnet #bestiality

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on



No. No. No. No. No. No. #pervmagnet

A photo posted by Mia Matsumiya (@perv_magnet) on







Sadly, there's lots more where that came from. See more awful messages from creeps and weirdos here.


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