What The Heck Is Going On With Jeremy Lin's Hair? Part 37

NBA star sports a gravity-defying 'do for a "secret project."

Outside of his performance on the court, the number one topic of discussion regarding Jeremy Lin in recent years has to be what the hell is going on with his hair. We ask it again.

The Brooklyn Nets star recently posted a photo of himself and his latest 'do on Instagram, attributing it to a "secret project" and likening the gravity-defying hairstyle to the animated character Jimmy Neutron.

Secret Project lollll. Didnt think itd be possible to do this ha #afrolife #jimmyneutron

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Jeremy normally stands 6'3", but I'm pretty sure that hair makes him a seven-footer.

So many questions. What the heck is going on here? What's the "secret project"? How many cans of hairspray did it require to get his hair to stand that high? Does it improve his performance on the court?

This is just a guess, but I'd love to see Jeremy return to Fresh Off The Boat for his cameo role as "Chau." It would make sense, as the show is known to do a lot of great gags with hair. This awesome 'do would fit right in.

I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

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