angry gift guide: kid's walker

Holy crap. For my latest nomination for The Awesomest Thing Ever (international committee, are you listening?) I give you the Kid's Walker by Sakakibara Kikai, available for sale and rental. 400 lbs. of robotic gears and metal, it stands 1.6 meters tall and is powered by gasoline. Here's a video of the thing in action:

Okay, so it doesn't actually do a lot. But it certainly looks great! Like something out of Robotech, for a mere $21,000 your child will at least look like the coolest (and most dangerous) kid on the block. More here: Kid's Walker offers Mech Warrior experience for tiny tots. (Thanks, Jerry.)

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