What language are they speaking in these weird Asian Microsoft ads?

What the heck is up with these Microsoft ads? This Mashable post points out a series of weird ads promoting Windows 8 in Asia. Aside from all the Wacky Asian Craziness the commercials employ to illustrate Windows' power and versatility, there seems to be some confusion over what language the actors in these ads are actually speaking -- neither Japanese nor Korean nor Mandarin nor Cantonese. It's some kind of garbled Asian Wah Wah speak:

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