Got this passed along to me from a reader, who spotted this curious apartment listing on Craigslist... In Philadelphia, this person needs someone to take over his or her studio apartment starting July 1. Conveniently located at Broad and Gerard, the place has a lot going for it, including almost new appliances, a big closet, hardwood floors... and -- the best part, in my opinion -- "Quiet asian neighbors."
Not just quiet neighbors, folks. Make no mistake. We're talking quiet Asian neighbors. Because everybody knows that we Asians are capable of a very special kind of quiet. Like, friggin' ninja quiet.
You know, I hope this person ends up moving into somewhere with hella loud Asian neighbors.