Fans of hot Asian men! This one's for you. A few months ago, I posted about a Very Important Kickstarter campaign: the 2016 Haikus With Hotties Calendar project based on Audrey Magazine's non-award-winning poetry series "Haikus With Hotties," in which they asked hot Asian American men to exchange poetry with them.
Here's the Kickstarter video with Ada Tseng, Professor of Hotness, who explained the important need for this calendar:
The campaign was successful, proving once and for all that hot Asian men are extremely desirable (and marketable), and the 2016 Haikus with Hotties Calendar are now available for purchase at haikuswithhotties.com. That's Shannon Kook on the cover.
Here's Mr. February, Godfrey Gao:
Who wants a hottie? I mean, a calendar. I'm giving away three 2016 Haikus With Hotties calendars -- you just have to write your own haikus about hotness for a chance to win. Here's how to enter:
Step 1: Follow @angryasianman on Twitter.
Step 2: Tweet this message:
I want to win a 2016 HAIKUS WITH HOTTIES CALENDAR from @angryasianman! http://bit.ly/hkwh2016
Step 3: Tweet your best haiku written about one of the Hotties featured in the calendar, with the hashtag #haikuswithhotties. The Hotties are: Shannon Kook, Eugene Lee Yang, Godfrey Gao, Randall Park, Yoshi Sudarso, Peter Adrian Sudarso, Chris Dinh, Yen Chen, Saksham Ghai, Dante Basco, Freddie Wong, Hari Kondabolu, Daniel Henney, Mango Henney, and Viet Pham.
Step 4: Top three haiku writers get a free calendar.
Please, only one entry per person/Twitter account. Cheaters will be publicly shamed. The giveaway ends on Friday, November 27, 2015 at 11:59 am PST. The winners will receive a Direct Message with further information. This giveaway is open to U.S. mailing addresses only. Sorry, rest of the world.
Good luck! If you'd rather not take your chances, you can buy a calendar here.