While Democrats were in the middle of a marathon filibuster on the Senate floor over gun control legislation on Wednesday, comedian Hasan Minhaj was unleashing his own impassioned call to action before a room full of congress people and pundits at the Radio and Television Correspondents Association Dinner.
After delivering the usual barrage of jokes about the likes of Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Fox News, the The Daily Show correspondent devoted the last few minutes of his speech to address Sunday's shooting massacre that killed 49 people at a popular gay nightclub in Orlando, ferociously calling out the complicity and inaction of the "do-nothing Congress" -- and all of us, really -- that led to this horrific moment.
Watch as Hasan Minhaj destroys the room with truth and hilarity -- and damn, looks good while doing it:
Here's the transcript of that last part where he basically obliterates Congress:
I don't even know how to pivot here, to be honest with you guys. What we saw in Orlando was one of the ugliest cocktails of the problems that we still see here in America -- a cocktail of homophobia, xenophobia, lack of access to mental healthcare and sheer lack of political will.
All of us satirists, we've all been yelling out, crying out for change. But the sad reality is that we are all complicit in what happened. Every day in our workplaces, in our homes, in our religious institutions, there is cover or overt discrimination or phobia towards people of different religious, racial or sexual walks of life. And we just sit there and we let it happen, because it doesn't affect our bottom line. "Oh, I didn't say it, Hasan. I don't think it's that way. They said it. It's not that simple, Hasan." And we just go on with our lives because it didn't affect our status quo.
The sad reality is that stuff like this is going to continue to happen unless we recognize that civil liberties are an all-or-nothing game. A rising tide lifts all boats. It's not pick or choose. So whether you like it or not we all have to step up and fight for each other, otherwise the whole thing is a sham. And until we do that, hijabis are going to get harassed in the streets, members from the trans community are going to be demonized for using the bathroom, and my brothers and sisters in the African-American community, their spines are going to continue to get shattered in the backs of paddy wagons until we stand up and say something. And the thing that hurts me the most is, I wish I would have done more.
To my brothers and sisters in the LGBTQ community, and every marginalized community, I'm sorry I didn't do more.
The same goes for Congress. We look to you guys as our leaders. You make almost $200,000 a year to write rules, to make our society better. Not tweet, not tell us about your thoughts and prayers. To write rules to make our society better.
And ultimately it comes down to money and influence. Right now, since 1998, the NRA has given $3.7 million to Congress. There are 294 sitting members of Congress that have accepted contributions from the NRA, and that doesn't even include the millions of dollars from outside lobbying.
So before I get up here in my liberal bubble and I ask for gun control and universal background checks and banning assault rifles, we've got to be able to have the conversation. Right now, specifically, Congress has blocked legislation for the CDC to study gun-related violence. We can't even talk about the issue with real statistics and facts.
So I don't know if this is, like, a Kickstarter thing, but if $3.7 million can buy political influence to take lives, if we raise $4 million would you guys take that to save lives? I don't know.
Ultimately, I just gotta ask you this. Look, when I got into comedy, and when you guys got into media, and when you guys got into politics, we wanted to do the best work we could possibly do. Is this what you want your legacy to be? That you were a could-have-done-something Congress, but you didn't because of outside lobbying? That you were complicit in the deaths of thousands of Americans?
I know that being a member of Congress is hard -- you've got to placate your base, you've got to look out for re-election, you've got to answer to lobbyists. But please persevere, because our thoughts and prayers are with you. Good night.