onion casting call

Spotted this casting call the other day in Asian CineVision's email newsletter:

Casting Call: Onion News Seeks Chinese Male Actor

The Onion News Network is looking to cast a Chinese male around 50 to 80 years old who is fluent in Mandarin for a principal role in a satirical web video. No acting experience required. Please send a photo and contact info to elee@theonion.com. Paid half-day shoot sometime between late November and early December.

Maybe you fit the bill. As you can see, the description doesn't reveal too much. But I've seen a couple of The Onion's "news" videos and they've been pretty funny. Razor-sharp. Hopefully this will be along similar lines. Or maybe it won't, and we'll have something to complain about... yet again.