Not much to explain about this video, except that it features one seriously self-entitled Canadian guy being a f@#king asshole at a train ticket window in Wuhan, Hubei province. You've heard of the Ugly American. I give you the Ugly Canadian, caught on camera at his ugliest:
Here's a partial transcript of Canada dude's greatest hits:
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care, so stop telling me.Wow. Chinese people apparently need to "learn brains and what freedom is," and I suppose that this guy, ranting his ass off at the ticket window, is the one who's going to show everybody the way. I also appreciated him declaring, "I'm Canadian. I don't have to shut up." I had no idea that was an international rule. Who came up with that one? The United Nations? Happy travels, asshole.
Jesus Christ. Calm down? It's fucking 2011. Chairman Mao is dead.
No! Chinese people need to learn brains and what freedom is.
Pisses me off. Seven years, I need a passport to hop a train? For two hours? Fucking ridiculous. Jesus Christ this fucking government has got to go.
Fuck. Passport to go on a fucking train. Oh, one world, one fucking dream. Bullshit.
No. No. See, I'm Canadian. I don't have to shut up. Chinese people have to shut up. Canada people don't have shut up.
See, Chinese people... I don't like the rules. Chinese people don't like the rules, they put you in jail. Canada people don't like the rules, they kick you out of the country. I want to get out of your country. Give me the fucking ticket to get out of your country.
Un-fucking-believable. It's not even my real passport. It's a photocopy. Pho-to-co-py. It's a photocopy of my passport. I can fake it. So it's not a real passport. It's fake. It's photocopied. Oh, Chinese government need photocopy of passprt. Un-fucking-believable.
