weird-ass craigslist posting, part 290: lonely loser seeks "unsophisticated chinese girl"

Chinese girls, this totally awesome Romeo awaits your sex and companionship, somewhere in the Gaithersburg/Rockville area. He sounds like everything a girl could want! English proficiency is optional. But you must be unsophisticated.

Blech. Is anyone in need of some vomit? Then you should read this sad Washington DC Craigslist posting by a 48-year-old lonely loser looking for an "unsophisticated Chinese girl." It will have you barfing right away:
want unsophisticated chinese girl - 48 (Gaithersburg/Rockville)

Date: 2012-01-26, 8:33AM EST

I want a relationship with a nice chinese girl. Her face doesn't have to be attractive, but no fat girl. Nice personality. She doesn't have to be skilled with english. This will be sex and companionship but she should be under 40 to have future for maybe marriage, kids if we fall in love. Preferable local to Gaithersburg area for practial realistic chance for a future
Perhaps this girl should get in touch with him. But she has pretty high standards.

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