Matt Damon saves China from dragons in 'The Great Wall'

The latest movie in the grand cinematic tradition of the Special White Person.



It turns out the Great Wall of China was erected to keep out dragons. Behold, the trailer for The Great Wall, a fantasy action monster movie about an epic battle against dragons in ancient China... starring Matt Damon. Yes, a thousand years ago, Jason Friggin' Bourne saved the Chinese from dragons.

Directed by Zhang Yimou, and touted as the most expensive Chinese movie of all time, the movie stars a long-haired Matt Damon alongside Chinese superstars like Andy Lau, Luhan and Jing Tian, in a crazy-ass smoke and spears and fire and arrows battle on the Great Wall against fire-breathing dragons.

This looks as ridiculous as it sounds:

pacific rim trailer: giant f*cking monsters versus giant f*cking robots

Hell to the yes. Guillermo Del Toro, director of Pan's Labyrinth and Hellboy, has made a huge-ass kaiju-inspired blockbuster flick about giant f%cking monsters against giant f%cking robots. Behold, fanboys, the first trailer for Pacific Rim, the movie everyone will be talking about next summer: