Calling all small Asian female musicians. Yet another Craigslist freak seeks your services. This weirdo want-ad for a musician was posted the other day, specifically looking for a "small Asian female multi-instrumentalist" for a rock gig. But don't worry! You don't actually have to know how to play a single note -- "just smile a lot and act like you do and the crowd will believe you have superior skills with your instrument."
Here's the full text of the ad, which gets more and more ridiculous with each requirement:
